Last modified: March 5, 2015
HI THERE WELCOME TO OUR SITE!
By using our Service, you expressly consent to the information handling practices described in this policy.
THE NUTS & BOLTS
If you do not agree with any of the terms within this agreement, then you need to put yourself in reverse and, with a crap ton of pep in your step, move the hell on. Seriously. You must immediately terminate your use of our Site and Services. If any of our legendary Services were purchased, please notify us immediately so we can stop processing your order. Any fees paid to us prior to your disagreement are ours to keep. Besides, it’s entirely possible that we’ve already spent it on more miniaturized winged polar bears.
You must be at least 13 years of age or older to use the StreamRiot Site and Services. If you are under the age of 13 this isn’t the club for you. When you can go to the movies without your parents, you can come back and visit us. And if you’re an unruly kid who hates following the rules, we’ll ban you and let Scarface Joe tell your mom.
INFORMATION WE COLLECT AND HOW IT’S USED
Information You Give Us: By registering for our Site and Services, you may be providing what’s routinely called “personally identifiable” information (for example, your name, e-mail address, address, business information, 10-year life plan, secret crush, the superpower you wish you had, etc.). Personal information may be captured when you upload, purchase, or view or download certain content or products from StreamRiot, enter contests or otherwise use the features and functionality of our Services. Some of your information we may also store in third party marketing, advertising, or tracking programs to provide us with information on how you interact with our Site, or metrics to monitor how our Site is accessed.
Robotically Collected Information: When you access our Site and Services or open one of our emails, we may automatically record certain information from your system. This “robotically collected” information may include Internet Protocol Address (“IP Address”), system type, web browser type, computer operating system, the content and pages that you access on our Site, and the dates and times you stop by for a visit. This information is stored in our server log and may be accessible to us from time to time, or the Fairytale Believers Incorporated or just the actual feds.
WHEN WE RELEASE INFORMATION
StreamRiot is not some data collecting agency nor are we in the business of sharing your personally identifiable information with other organizations for their marketing or promotional efforts without your prior express consent.
There may be rare occasion when we must disclose some information which we’ll go over here. As obvious as this may be, please be aware that any personal information you volunteer to display publicly on our site like your profile information is well, public. That means it can seen and used by others. We assume you’ve got a sound head on your shoulders but we still urge good judgment.
Third Party Disclosure: We may disclose “Robotically Collected” and other non-personally-identifiable information with appropriate third parties to assist us in understanding the usage and demographic patterns for certain programs, content, services, advertisements, promotions, or other functionality of our Site.
HOW YOU CAN CHANGE OR REMOVE INFORMATION
You are welcome to decline to share your personally-identifiable information with us, which would make us super bummed out. We won’t be able to provide to you some of the fiercely fresh and like whoa features and functionalities of our Services. You may update, correct, or delete your user information and preferences by clicking on the “Edit Profile” link on the top left of the page once you have logged on to our Site.
To protect your privacy and security, we take reasonable steps to verify your identity before granting you account access or making corrections to your information. You are responsible for maintaining the secrecy of your unique password and account information at all times.
We may allow advertisers, third party advertising networks and third-party advertising serve up a nice hot plate of advertisements with a pint of ads to wash it all down. That said, we’d like to take this opportunity to inform you that by rolling ads directly to you, these companies can set their own cookies on your computer and prompt cute little Web dolphins with sonar helmets to measure the effectiveness of their advertisements and to personalize the advertising content. We won’t provide your personally identifiable information to these third-party ad servers or networks without your consent. Sometimes an advertiser will ask us to show an advertisement to a certain audience (like males ages 18 – 35), or to a more specific audience (like guys with one wooden arm and dark hair who are between the age 18 - 35 and played first-person shooters in the six months) and should you respond to that advertisement, the advertiser or ad-server will likely think you fit the description of the audience they want to reach. You should consult the respective privacy policies of these third-party ad servers or ad networks.
Corned Beef in a Can: By providing information to our Site including your contact information, your list of fears, the time you accidentally broke a little wind on your ex, you waive all rights to file any complaints regarding unsolicited email or spam from this website. Ultimately, since you provided us with the information you’re agreeing to receive communication(s). We’re not strong arm’in anyone around here so if you wish, you may unsubscribe from certain communications via the website or by notifying us. That sucks though; we like to engage people in conversations, like why DO men have nipples? Is that spam? Alright, then we’ll keep those things to ourselves and just message important stuff. But you can still opt out if you want.
Data Security and Natural Risks from Being a Sharebare: We have sound measures to protect the security of your personal information, your usage of our Services and Site. We also take necessary precautions to protect your data from loss, misuse, unauthorized access, disclosure, alteration or destruction. Our security is somewhere between what similar sites use and highly skilled Secret Service people who probably got the boot for letting undocumented hookers into the White House. Nevertheless, you understand and agree that the purpose of the Site is to facilitate the exchange of content and information with us. By interacting, taking a peek-a-boo, communicating with, or using the Site in any way, you waive all claims of any nature against us, our employees, partners, agents, representatives, dogs, polar bears and our dentist regarding the loss, amendment, or misuse of information.
What we’re trying to say is that no one has a perfectly virginal, impenetrable security system for websites, including us. So we can’t guarantee 110% that any information cannot be accessed, disclosed, altered, or destroyed by any breach of any physical, technical, or other safeguards. And we aren’t able to guarantee that any information that you share with us will not become publicly available. You agree to assume all responsibility and liability for, and agree to hold us, our employees, partners, agents and representatives harmless for the use or misuse your personal data. If you don’t want the world to know that you wear a fluffy pink tu-tu and dance your ass off to Debbie Gibson or Bieber at 10 PM every weekend, keep it to yourself. We don’t wanna know either.
OUR COMMITMENT TO MINORS AND THE PRIVACY OF CHILDREN
Humor aside, we genuinely believe that protecting the privacy of young children is paramount. For that reason, StreamRiot does not knowingly collect or maintain personally identifiable information from persons under the age of 13 years old. In the event we learn that personally-identifiable information of someone less than 13 years old has been collected through our Services, we will take the appropriate steps to delete this information. So again, if you are under the legal age of 13 years old, do not apply for or submit any personal information to this Site or our Service.
If you’re the parent or legal guardian of a child under 13 who has become StreamRiot Service member, then please contact us at Privacy@StreamRiot.com to have that child’s account terminated and information deleted.
NOTE TO CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS (ONLINE PRIVACY PROTECTION ACT OF 2003 – OPPA)
CHANGES AND UPDATES TO THIS PRIVACY NOTICE
STREAMRIOT CONTACT INFORMATION
Please contact StreamRiot with any questions or comments about this Privacy Notice, your personal information, and our third-party disclosure practices or your consent choices at: Privacy@StreamRiot.com.