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Last modified: March 5, 2015

HI THERE WELCOME TO OUR SITE!

We understand that you may be one of those data safe people who are genuinely concerned with how sites, including StreamRiot, will use your information. So we’ve taken the liberty of preparing this unbelievable, transparent, unadorned English, easy schmeasy to read Privacy Policy.

This Privacy Policy will reign over your use of the StreamRiot website as well as any of its related Services (“StreamRiot”, “SR”, “Services”, “us”, “we”, “our”, “Site”) which are provided by StreamRiot.

By using our Service, you expressly consent to the information handling practices described in this policy.

THE NUTS & BOLTS

By using, visiting, registering, eyeballing, dreaming about, thinking about, contemplating, or interacting, or just by continuing to use this Site you consent to the collection and use of your personal information as outlined in this Privacy Policy.

If you do not agree with any of the terms within this agreement, then you need to put yourself in reverse and, with a crap ton of pep in your step, move the hell on. Seriously. You must immediately terminate your use of our Site and Services. If any of our legendary Services were purchased, please notify us immediately so we can stop processing your order. Any fees paid to us prior to your disagreement are ours to keep. Besides, it’s entirely possible that we’ve already spent it on more miniaturized winged polar bears.

You must be at least 13 years of age or older to use the StreamRiot Site and Services. If you are under the age of 13 this isn’t the club for you. When you can go to the movies without your parents, you can come back and visit us. And if you’re an unruly kid who hates following the rules, we’ll ban you and let Scarface Joe tell your mom.

This Privacy Policy only applies to our Site and the StreamRiot Services only. We don’t have control over sites outside of StreamRiot.com and since some of them really suck buns, we’re not responsible for any information that may be collected or used by third parties nor does this Privacy Policy apply to their website(s). If you have an issue or question contact the administrator of any other site for information about their own privacy policies and the information they collect.

INFORMATION WE COLLECT AND HOW IT’S USED

Information You Give Us: By registering for our Site and Services, you may be providing what’s routinely called “personally identifiable” information (for example, your name, e-mail address, address, business information, 10-year life plan, secret crush, the superpower you wish you had, etc.). Personal information may be captured when you upload, purchase, or view or download certain content or products from StreamRiot, enter contests or otherwise use the features and functionality of our Services. Some of your information we may also store in third party marketing, advertising, or tracking programs to provide us with information on how you interact with our Site, or metrics to monitor how our Site is accessed.

“Me Want Cookie!” Nom Nom Nom: When you access our Services, we may use cookies to remember or save your preferences and track advertising. For these reasons, we require that you have cookies enabled in order to use our Site and Services. We may use both session cookies and persistent cookies. If those are unavailable, our 3rd option currently includes throwing Oreo’s at your screen. Please review your web browser “Help” file to learn the proper way to change your cookie settings and your fridge for milk, should Option-3 be in effect.

Robotically Collected Information: When you access our Site and Services or open one of our emails, we may automatically record certain information from your system. This “robotically collected” information may include Internet Protocol Address (“IP Address”), system type, web browser type, computer operating system, the content and pages that you access on our Site, and the dates and times you stop by for a visit. This information is stored in our server log and may be accessible to us from time to time, or the Fairytale Believers Incorporated or just the actual feds.

Information From… Somewhere: We may collect information from third parties and sources outside of our Site like advertisers or social media networks (which you have approve our access to information from events like signing in through Facebook). We will treat the combined information in accordance with this Privacy Policy.

WHEN WE RELEASE INFORMATION

StreamRiot is not some data collecting agency nor are we in the business of sharing your personally identifiable information with other organizations for their marketing or promotional efforts without your prior express consent.

There may be rare occasion when we must disclose some information which we’ll go over here. As obvious as this may be, please be aware that any personal information you volunteer to display publicly on our site like your profile information is well, public. That means it can seen and used by others. We assume you’ve got a sound head on your shoulders but we still urge good judgment.

For Legal Reasons: We enjoy having you as our client, customer, guest, user, but we hardly know you personally. Don’t be slighted, you probably didn’t know that Gray has real cray cray super powers or that June goes apeshit for Nutella. Either way, we don’t have any special obligation(s) to protect you if you harm someone else. If some legal entity like the American Federales or dudes in blue (cops) come up to us and order us to surrender your information, we may oblige without demanding a subpoena if we believe they would come back later to subpoena us for your information, after we repudiated. Look mom! We used our big people words! We know, we did say this Privacy Policy would be plain English. If we receive a subpoena affecting your privacy, we may notify you to give you an opportunity to file a motion to repeal it. If you did something really freakin bad, we’ll probably just comply with the subpoena.

Transfer of information: We reserve the right to transfer your information in the event of a change in entity structure, selling off or an acquisition of a substantial portion of the assets of our company. We will notify you when the information is transferred and the privacy policy changes. In essence, when we strike it gigantasaurus rich and Google decides to buy us out (wink-wink nudge-nudge Google) then cherry wave bro…we’re outtie! And that makes you our friend, their brand new client.

Third Party Disclosure: We may disclose “Robotically Collected” and other non-personally-identifiable information with appropriate third parties to assist us in understanding the usage and demographic patterns for certain programs, content, services, advertisements, promotions, or other functionality of our Site.

Affiliate Companies: We may disclose some limited information to affiliated companies or other businesses to: provide web site hosting, maintenance, and security services; fulfill orders; conduct data analysis; offer certain functionality; and assist us with improving our Services and creating new services features. And don’t you stress, we require these parties to interact with this information in accordance with this Privacy Policy. We may dispatch our miniaturized winged polar bears to assist in protecting your identity. Caution, some of em bite.

HOW YOU CAN CHANGE OR REMOVE INFORMATION

You are welcome to decline to share your personally-identifiable information with us, which would make us super bummed out. We won’t be able to provide to you some of the fiercely fresh and like whoa features and functionalities of our Services. You may update, correct, or delete your user information and preferences by clicking on the “Edit Profile” link on the top left of the page once you have logged on to our Site.

To protect your privacy and security, we take reasonable steps to verify your identity before granting you account access or making corrections to your information. You are responsible for maintaining the secrecy of your unique password and account information at all times.

ADVERTISERS

We may allow advertisers, third party advertising networks and third-party advertising serve up a nice hot plate of advertisements with a pint of ads to wash it all down. That said, we’d like to take this opportunity to inform you that by rolling ads directly to you, these companies can set their own cookies on your computer and prompt cute little Web dolphins with sonar helmets to measure the effectiveness of their advertisements and to personalize the advertising content. We won’t provide your personally identifiable information to these third-party ad servers or networks without your consent. Sometimes an advertiser will ask us to show an advertisement to a certain audience (like males ages 18 – 35), or to a more specific audience (like guys with one wooden arm and dark hair who are between the age 18 - 35 and played first-person shooters in the six months) and should you respond to that advertisement, the advertiser or ad-server will likely think you fit the description of the audience they want to reach. You should consult the respective privacy policies of these third-party ad servers or ad networks.

Again, because we have no control over other websites outside of StreamRiot.com this Privacy Policy does not apply to the activities other sites. We encourage you to check out and review the privacy policy and terms of service for each site you visit through third party links, if you’re bored as hell and looking to read legal documents all dag day. We reserve the right to add or remove third-party ad networks or ad servers in its discretion and we might not tell you when we do it either.

OTHER TERMS

Corned Beef in a Can: By providing information to our Site including your contact information, your list of fears, the time you accidentally broke a little wind on your ex, you waive all rights to file any complaints regarding unsolicited email or spam from this website. Ultimately, since you provided us with the information you’re agreeing to receive communication(s). We’re not strong arm’in anyone around here so if you wish, you may unsubscribe from certain communications via the website or by notifying us. That sucks though; we like to engage people in conversations, like why DO men have nipples? Is that spam? Alright, then we’ll keep those things to ourselves and just message important stuff. But you can still opt out if you want.

Limited Use: Although we do not intend to sell, share, sub-let, or rent out information obtained from our Site, we reserve the right to do so in the future. If we do, we’ll update this Privacy Policy to reflect those changes. It is your responsibility to be an informed user so check back for updates.

Data Security and Natural Risks from Being a Sharebare: We have sound measures to protect the security of your personal information, your usage of our Services and Site. We also take necessary precautions to protect your data from loss, misuse, unauthorized access, disclosure, alteration or destruction. Our security is somewhere between what similar sites use and highly skilled Secret Service people who probably got the boot for letting undocumented hookers into the White House. Nevertheless, you understand and agree that the purpose of the Site is to facilitate the exchange of content and information with us. By interacting, taking a peek-a-boo, communicating with, or using the Site in any way, you waive all claims of any nature against us, our employees, partners, agents, representatives, dogs, polar bears and our dentist regarding the loss, amendment, or misuse of information.

What we’re trying to say is that no one has a perfectly virginal, impenetrable security system for websites, including us. So we can’t guarantee 110% that any information cannot be accessed, disclosed, altered, or destroyed by any breach of any physical, technical, or other safeguards. And we aren’t able to guarantee that any information that you share with us will not become publicly available. You agree to assume all responsibility and liability for, and agree to hold us, our employees, partners, agents and representatives harmless for the use or misuse your personal data. If you don’t want the world to know that you wear a fluffy pink tu-tu and dance your ass off to Debbie Gibson or Bieber at 10 PM every weekend, keep it to yourself. We don’t wanna know either.

CHANGES IN THIS PRIVACY POLICY

If we decide to change our Privacy Policy, we make our best effort to post those changes on the Site so you stay up to date regarding the information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances, if any, we disclose it. Your continued use of this Site and our Services is consideration for your acceptance of any changes to the Privacy Policy. So again, check back from time to time so you continue to be an informed user.

OUR COMMITMENT TO MINORS AND THE PRIVACY OF CHILDREN

Hey there little guy. Are you lost? We’re not yelling at you, but IF YOU ARE UNDER 13 YEARS OF AGE, THEN PLEASE DO NOT USE OR ACCESS THE STREAMRIOT SERVICE AT ANY TIME OR IN ANY MANNER. 13 year old kids might get hitched in Mexico, but we’re in America little buddy! We have bald eagles and the star spangled banner. You have to get going and leave right now; it’s the law (COPPA: Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act). We’ll tell your parents. Ohhhh we’re totally assuming a 13 year old has actually made it this far in reading our Privacy Policy.

Humor aside, we genuinely believe that protecting the privacy of young children is paramount. For that reason, StreamRiot does not knowingly collect or maintain personally identifiable information from persons under the age of 13 years old. In the event we learn that personally-identifiable information of someone less than 13 years old has been collected through our Services, we will take the appropriate steps to delete this information. So again, if you are under the legal age of 13 years old, do not apply for or submit any personal information to this Site or our Service.

If you’re the parent or legal guardian of a child under 13 who has become StreamRiot Service member, then please contact us at Privacy@StreamRiot.com to have that child’s account terminated and information deleted.

INTERNATIONAL GUESTS

Hi There, Bueno, Annyeong Hasaeo, Salut, Dia Duit, Kon’nichiwa. If you are located outside the United States and provide information to us, we may transfer Personal Information to the United States and processes it here, or translate it to some discrete cave with the blood of a mammoth, or just some fingerprint. Your consent to this Privacy Policy followed by your submission of such information represents your agreement to that transfer. Yay! Welcome again foreign friend.

NOTE TO CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS (ONLINE PRIVACY PROTECTION ACT OF 2003 – OPPA)

It is our absolute undying wish (yea not really, but we gotta) to comply with the California Business and Professions Code 22575-22579. If you are a California resident, you can request certain information regarding our disclosure of personal information to third parties for their direct marketing intentions. Several provisions found throughout this Privacy Policy address requirements of the act. Essentially, you must presume that we collect electronic information including the best freaky-deaky secrets from all visitors.

CHANGES AND UPDATES TO THIS PRIVACY NOTICE

This Privacy Policy may be revised occasionally. Though we don’t send out notices of changes or amendments, updates and changes will be reflected by a “last modified” date at the top of this Policy. Your continued use of our Services represents your agreement to this Privacy Policy and any future revisions.

STREAMRIOT CONTACT INFORMATION

Please contact StreamRiot with any questions or comments about this Privacy Notice, your personal information, and our third-party disclosure practices or your consent choices at: Privacy@StreamRiot.com.

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